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Post by spike on Oct 28, 2003 17:15:41 GMT
A thread for our favourite jokes, good or (in my case) bad. I'll start. What do Titanic and The Sith Sense have in common? Icy dead people  |
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Post by Josh Lyman on Oct 28, 2003 18:41:27 GMT
Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in the Coliseum.
"Friends,Romans,Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to
Conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls
And return victorious." The crowd are up on their feet .
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar".
In the background, Brutus turns to his mate and says "Caesar doesn't
Half talk some s***e eh? He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment
bag."
Six months later, Caesar comes back having conquered France and
Addresses the crowd in the Coliseum. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I have
Returned from our campaign in France and as I promised, we killed 50,000 Gauls".
The crowd is up on their feet again. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty
Caesar".
Brutus once again turns to his mate "I'm sick of his bulls**t. I'm off
To France to check this out." So Brutus sets off for France. Three weeks
Later he comes back to Rome,just as Caesar is addressing the public in the
Coliseum again. Caesar is giving his usual patter to the assembled
throng,"Friends,Romans Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are
going to sort those b*stards out!" The crowd is up on their feet.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar"
Brutus jumps up and shouts, "Caesar, you are exposed as a liar. You
told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there to check
it out and you only killed 25,000!"
The crowd is stunned and all sit down in silence. Caesar gets up and
Looks slowly round the Coliseum then across at Brutus and says............................................ "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing.............
Away Gauls count double in Europe."
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Post by sig007 on Oct 30, 2003 23:05:15 GMT
ow that one hurt ..........
and i never saw it coming either
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Post by MsPerky on Oct 31, 2003 7:08:40 GMT
A halloween joke: (popbitch subscribers will know it already...) Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.  |
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Post by Flamingo on Oct 31, 2003 19:37:15 GMT
Only in America do they use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
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Post by hawk14 on Nov 1, 2003 19:58:41 GMT
Right a classic kids one What goes ha ha bump? A man laughing his head off!  |
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Post by MsPerky on Nov 3, 2003 3:22:35 GMT
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