Humour me

[pðtù§]

One morning daddy bear came down to breakfast, to find his porridge bowl empty.
"Somebody's been eating my porridge" said daddy bear
"somebody's been eating my porridge", said baby bear.
At that moment, mummy bear came out of the kitchen and said "you stupid bastards, I haven't made it yet!"


Why do blondes like lightning?
THey think somebody is taking their picture

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's

What's pink and hard in the morning?
The 'Financial Times' crossword


All stolen from a book I care not to give the credit to

[Iraqi Information Minister]

Whats the definition of suspicion?

A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field

;D

[pðtù§]

What's the definition of really comedy?

The Iraqi Information Minister.

I'm quite fond of that man now, despite all the 'your stomachs will roast in Hell!' stuff, but you've got to give him credit for being the biggest liar in 'politics'.

[Iraqi Information Minister]

At least I can spell 'real'

[pðtù§]

Ah, go paint the inside walls of a cave to make it look more homely.