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Parody! Apr 22, 2003 19:28:07 GMT

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Post by pðtù§ on Apr 22, 2003 19:28:07 GMT

The best scene from a piss take somebody wrote:

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OVAL OFFICE, DAY.

POTUS is still at his desk, and LEO stands beside him. JOSH and HOYNES have gone, but this is the West Wing so we don't have to have an explanation where or why.

Through the doorway we see CHARLIE get up from his desk and leave. POTUS immediately stands up and starts to tiptoe after him.

LEO
Mr. President...?

POTUS
Shh. I want to see where he goes.

They follow CHARLIE through the corridors of the White House and go down to the basement, where he disappears into a door marked 'Plot Exile'.

LEO [looking over his shoulder]
Shouldn't your Secret Service Agents have followed us?

POTUS
It's dramatic licence. [He regards the door curiously] I wonder what's through there?

LEO
I wouldn't, Mr. President.

POTUS [frowning]
Why not?

LEO
Don't you ever watch horror movies?

POTUS
Oh, like you even own a TV.

He yanks the door open. CHARLIE stumbles out, looking startled.

CHARLIE
Mr. President! You can't come in here, you're the main character!

POTUS
We don't have a main character, this is an ensemble piece.

LEO
Yeah, but some of us are more ensemble than others.

POTUS [turning to LEO]
You realise that made absolutely no sense?

LEO
It doesn't have to make sense if it sounds good. Just ask Toby about 'could care less'.

POTUS
Yeah. I've been wondering, considering I'm a trivia-minded grammar geek, why I haven't corrected him about that.

LEO
Probably because you're too busy swearing.

POTUS
Dammit, I don't swear!

CHARLIE clears his throat. The President turns back to him.

POTUS
Charlie, who else is in there with you?

ZOEY emerges. POTUS looks shocked, whilst LEO sniggers.

POTUS [warningly]
Zoey...

ZOEY
It's okay, dad.

She holds open the door and ABBEY and ELLIE troop out, followed by a woman in her thirties and a teenage girl.

POTUS [to the woman and girl]
Who the hell are you?

WOMAN
I'm your other daughter, Liz.

GIRL
And I'm your granddaughter, Annie!

POTUS
Oh. I was wondering what you two looked like. Anybody else in there with you?

DANNY comes out.

POTUS
Danny! What are you doing in here?

DANNY
I was getting in the way of CJ and Toby's developing romance.

POTUS
It hasn't developed very much.

DANNY
I know. At least I got to kiss her.

POTUS squints through the door.

POTUS
Who's that in there, right at the back?

A short figure emerges. It is... dramatic chord... MANDY.

POTUS
Mandy! I thought you'd disappeared from my adminstration with absolutely no explanation?

MANDY
I did. But now I want Josh to take me back.

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Last Edit: Apr 22, 2003 20:53:50 GMT by Admin

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bajermajic
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Parody! Apr 22, 2003 20:46:53 GMT

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Post by bajermajic on Apr 22, 2003 20:46:53 GMT

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Haha, very very good and very true!

I do think Mandy's disappearance is still the best. She's a main character, Moira Kelly is on the starting credits and everything and then........................................

.............................................vanishes into thin air!
Spooky!

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LEO - "Would someone mind explaining to me what the hell is going on? Is this a joke? If it is I am far from impressed, we have a country to run and..."

POTUS - "Leo, this is no joke. The seven-winged ocelot of the apocalypse was predicted in the Bible by Jesus of Nazareth himself"

Flamingo Board Director Press Secretary C.J. to Leo: Well, What The Hell Made You Think I Wouldn't Scream Where There Were People?! Posts: 419	Parody! Apr 25, 2003 10:35:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Flamingo on Apr 25, 2003 10:35:41 GMT Cant stop laughing! Its great- I really want to know what Elizabeth looks like, dya think we are ever going to meet her? ;D ;D ;D
	"I don't know anyone else who would invite a man with 64 arrests, who's still on probation, to present a U.S. senator with a prize," Martin Sheen April 2004

Admin Chief Executive Posts: 567	Parody! Apr 29, 2003 17:58:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Admin on Apr 29, 2003 17:58:12 GMT ;D I like it
	"Am I really to believe that these are the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with your punishments. I was your servant here on Earth. And I spread your word and I did your work. To hell with your punishments. To hell with you". Josiah Bartlet Two Cathedrals

Joey Lucas Board Director Communications Director Posts: 334	Parody! Apr 30, 2003 20:39:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Joey Lucas on Apr 30, 2003 20:39:30 GMT This is very good, it kept a smile on my face for a while I'm a wingnut from Bucks, is anyone else from here?
	TOBY - C.J., so help me if you use the words “Pwesident” or “bwiefed” again. - Celestial Navigation JOSH - Toby. Come quick! Sam's getting his ass kicked by a girl! TOBY - Ginger, get the popcorn! - In This White House

Admin Chief Executive Posts: 567	Parody! Apr 30, 2003 20:48:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Admin on Apr 30, 2003 20:48:19 GMT My local geography is a bit crap but if Bucks is near Hampshire or Surrey then, hello. Or near Lincolnshire, then hello from there too :: flick of wrist to dismiss all that madness :: Anyway, Hi and welcome to the boards.
	"Am I really to believe that these are the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with your punishments. I was your servant here on Earth. And I spread your word and I did your work. To hell with your punishments. To hell with you". Josiah Bartlet Two Cathedrals

Joey Lucas Board Director Communications Director Posts: 334	Parody! Apr 30, 2003 22:02:06 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Joey Lucas on Apr 30, 2003 22:02:06 GMT Bucks is near Surrey,but apart from that I can't help you my local geography's really bad too.
	TOBY - C.J., so help me if you use the words “Pwesident” or “bwiefed” again. - Celestial Navigation JOSH - Toby. Come quick! Sam's getting his ass kicked by a girl! TOBY - Ginger, get the popcorn! - In This White House

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Parody! May 1, 2003 10:05:53 GMT

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Post by bajermajic on May 1, 2003 10:05:53 GMT

Ich komme aus Glasgow in Schottland

Just practising mein Deutsch!

So yeah, i don't have a clue where anything is in England, apart from:

a) London
b) Newcastle
c) Lands End
d) Alton Towers

If you can describe where you are in relation to these four places i might have a clue. ;D ;D

d

LEO - "Would someone mind explaining to me what the hell is going on? Is this a joke? If it is I am far from impressed, we have a country to run and..."

POTUS - "Leo, this is no joke. The seven-winged ocelot of the apocalypse was predicted in the Bible by Jesus of Nazareth himself"

Joey Lucas Board Director Communications Director Posts: 334	Parody! May 1, 2003 16:23:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Joey Lucas on May 1, 2003 16:23:28 GMT I'm North-West of London, about halfway between London and Oxford if that's any help. I've never been to Scotland. Nicola
	TOBY - C.J., so help me if you use the words “Pwesident” or “bwiefed” again. - Celestial Navigation JOSH - Toby. Come quick! Sam's getting his ass kicked by a girl! TOBY - Ginger, get the popcorn! - In This White House

Flamingo Board Director Press Secretary C.J. to Leo: Well, What The Hell Made You Think I Wouldn't Scream Where There Were People?! Posts: 419	Parody! May 1, 2003 16:35:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Flamingo on May 1, 2003 16:35:04 GMT Have just read the sequel to the parody on the link. IT IS GREAT there should be more. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
	"I don't know anyone else who would invite a man with 64 arrests, who's still on probation, to present a U.S. senator with a prize," Martin Sheen April 2004

Joey Lucas Board Director Communications Director Posts: 334	Parody! May 1, 2003 19:35:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Joey Lucas on May 1, 2003 19:35:04 GMT I've also just read the rest and the 2nd part and couldn't stop laughing. I agree with Ke there should be more like this. If anyone knows if there are any more like this out there please let me know. Thanks N
	TOBY - C.J., so help me if you use the words “Pwesident” or “bwiefed” again. - Celestial Navigation JOSH - Toby. Come quick! Sam's getting his ass kicked by a girl! TOBY - Ginger, get the popcorn! - In This White House

bajermajic Senior Assistant Head of Secret Service Agent bajermajic Posts: 140	Parody! May 1, 2003 20:03:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bajermajic on May 1, 2003 20:03:45 GMT Ok, that means bucks must be quite far south. My British geography is very sketchy. Scotland is nice but very wet, windy and cold. This is why we spend most of our time in pubs d
	LEO - "Would someone mind explaining to me what the hell is going on? Is this a joke? If it is I am far from impressed, we have a country to run and..." POTUS - "Leo, this is no joke. The seven-winged ocelot of the apocalypse was predicted in the Bible by Jesus of Nazareth himself"

spike Vice President 28:06:42:12 Posts: 384	Parody! May 4, 2003 12:27:38 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by spike on May 4, 2003 12:27:38 GMT bajermajic said: Scotland is nice but very wet, windy and cold. This is why we spend most of our time in pubs d Which part of Scotland are you in?
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pðtù§ Board Director Chief of Staff The Eagle Has Landed Posts: 269	Parody! May 4, 2003 13:47:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pðtù§ on May 4, 2003 13:47:16 GMT bajermajic said: Scotland is nice but very wet, windy and cold. This is why we spend most of our time in pubs d We can't really that excuse here down South, so I guess we're just alcoholics.
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Parody! May 5, 2003 17:54:24 GMT

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Post by DarkHoarse on May 5, 2003 17:54:24 GMT

Love that parody especially Mandy and Danny ;D

I always found Danny's sudden disappearance just as startling as Mandy's. With one key difference, i.e. that I actually missed Danny, Mandy just seemed to be going nowhere as a character. Were we supposed to assume that the discussion between Danny and CJ in 'The Lame Duck Congress' brought things to a natural conclusion romance-wise and there was no dramatic mileage in having him as just another journo if so?

"Besides, if I were arrested for coveting my neighbour's wife, I'd most probably bear false witness."

Sam Seaborn, 'Take Out The Trash Day'

Post by pðtù§ on Apr 22, 2003 19:28:07 GMT

Post by bajermajic on Apr 22, 2003 20:46:53 GMT

Post by Flamingo on Apr 25, 2003 10:35:41 GMT

Post by Admin on Apr 29, 2003 17:58:12 GMT

Post by Joey Lucas on Apr 30, 2003 20:39:30 GMT

Post by Admin on Apr 30, 2003 20:48:19 GMT

Post by Joey Lucas on Apr 30, 2003 22:02:06 GMT

Post by bajermajic on May 1, 2003 10:05:53 GMT

Post by Joey Lucas on May 1, 2003 16:23:28 GMT

Post by Flamingo on May 1, 2003 16:35:04 GMT

Post by Joey Lucas on May 1, 2003 19:35:04 GMT

Post by bajermajic on May 1, 2003 20:03:45 GMT

Post by spike on May 4, 2003 12:27:38 GMT

Post by pðtù§ on May 4, 2003 13:47:16 GMT

Post by DarkHoarse on May 5, 2003 17:54:24 GMT